The Matriarchy of Varia Kisel is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 1.326 billion Varia Kiselians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Varia Kiselian economy, worth 53.1 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,041 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varia Kisel's national animal is the Eagle.

Varia Kisel is ranked 139,174^th in the world and 5,326^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.